Welcome To Terry Bakes!

 Welcome to Terry Bakes – home of the ‘pissflap army’ and most outrageous bakes you’ll ever shove in your face.

We’re talking filthy cookie pies, stupidly sexy brownies, nostalgic old school sprinkle sponges and fucking beautiful oaties. None of that dainty nonsense – this is proper, over the top ‘holy fucknuts what is that’ kind of baking.

We ship mystery boxes all over the UK, straight to your door. You order it…then you wait. And wait. And maybe age slightly. But when it lands? Worth every single second.

Order online, sit tight and prepare yourself for a box of absolute fucking chaos to arrive. Perfect for treating yourself.. or telling someone it’s their gift but secretly planning to steal them and eat the lot when they come!